My Apartment

My new apartment is great. It smells like pepto bismol, I took a 32 degree shower my first morning, my neighbor out the window is Interstate Fifteen (and, let me tell you, that thing doesn't sleep), my neighbors next door like to party, I'm convinced my neighbors upstairs were born with lead in their feet, the 3 other occupants and I don't exactly mesh, church starts at 1:30, I carry antibacterial with me and use it regularly, there's a mysterious yellow-spotted stain on my carpet, my closet is bulging, and I have not completely unpacked in hopes I'll be moving out.

I love my new apartment.